Eating Grass

One afternoon, a wealthy lawyer was riding in the back of his limousine when he saw two men eating grass by the road side. He ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.

"Why are you eating grass?" he asked one man.
"We don't have any money for food." the poor man replied.
"Oh, come along with me then."
"But sir, I have a wife with two childre!"
"Bring them along! And you, come with us too!", he said to the other man.
"But sir, I have a wife and six children!" the second man answered.
"Bring them as well!"

They all climbed into the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the limo. Once underway, one of the poor fellows say, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of usl with you."

The lawyer replied, "No problem, the grass at my home is about two fee tall!"

Waking Up Early

Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn't do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed.

Tom slept well and in fact beat the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. "Boss, " he said, "The pill actually worked!"

"That's all fine" said the boss. "But where were you yesterday?"

Jokes can make you happy

Hi people. This is my second blog. I chose joke because I like to laugh. I think most of us likes to laugh as well. I want to share some of the jokes that I can find. Please feel happy to browse my joke blog as it will definitely make you happy. Enjoyy....